A man had three girlfriends, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. He couldn’t choose which one to marry, so he gave each of them $1,000 dollars to see what they would do with it.
The blonde when to Victoria’s secret and bought a bunch of sexy bedroom lingerie and sex toys. The brunette invested it in stock futures and made $10,000 dollars in two weeks. The redhead spent the money on gifts and dates for him.
He was stumped, all three had used their gifts in different and inventive ways. After giving it much thought and consideration, he decided to marry the one with the largest breasts.
I just copied and sent this off to my husband. I have been all three hair colors but obviously...if I can laugh at this joke and send it to him.. He married me for my sense of humor. And that is one of the most important things one can offer. Otherwise life can be tedious and difficult! :)
“After giving it much thought and consideration, he decided to marry the one with the largest breasts.”
So the grade of A B C and D does make a difference. I thought so.