To: Lucky9teen
Damn...a little spider was descending from the ceiling on a web strand, and nearly got into my bag of fresh cashews. Now he’s just hanging there...frustrated, I guess. I honestly didn’t know spiders like cashews. Not funny...just weird.
59 posted on
06/20/2014 8:27:37 AM PDT by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: who knows what evil?
Damn...a little spider was descending from the ceiling on a web strand, and nearly got into my bag of fresh cashews. Now hes just hanging there...frustrated, I guess. I honestly didnt know spiders like cashews. Not funny...just weird. Careful. That's the Jumping Cashew Attack Spider.
They don't really like cashews. They prefer human flesh. They just hang out around the cashews, waiting for you to reach for one, then, BLAM! It attacks.
Nasty little buggers. They'll gnaw your whole hand off in seconds.
65 posted on
06/20/2014 8:49:40 AM PDT by
IYAS9YAS
(Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
To: who knows what evil?
Damn...a little spider was descending from the ceiling on a web strand, and nearly got into my bag of fresh cashews I had a baby spider rappel off of my left eyebrow right across my eye last night.
89 posted on
06/20/2014 11:56:09 AM PDT by
eldoradude
(How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?)
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