Somebody needs to get in touch with this shark and warn her to avert course! If she goes to Mississippi, Thad Cochran may do something indecent to her.
To: nickcarraway
Katharine, a 14-foot-long, 2,300-pound great white shark, is being tracked via satellite. She was in the Gulf of Mexico just south of the Florida coastline Wednesday morning. Read more here: http://www.sunherald.com/2014/06/18/5657583/great-white-shark-tracked-in-gulf.html#storylink=cpy
To: nickcarraway
Mississippi is the suspected destination because the shark was last seen whistlin Dixie.
3 posted on
06/19/2014 11:54:45 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: nickcarraway
6 posted on
06/19/2014 11:57:51 AM PDT by
TangoLimaSierra
(To win the country back, we need to be as mean as the libs say we are.)
To: nickcarraway
9 posted on
06/19/2014 12:00:20 PM PDT by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: nickcarraway
These sharks move 100 miles a day, no problem. Questions:
1. How much energy does it take to move a one-ton submerged object 100 miles? and
2. How can the shark eat that much fish along the way?
Wow. Just wow.
10 posted on
06/19/2014 12:00:21 PM PDT by
Oberon
(John 12:5-6)
To: nickcarraway
Great White Shark ... Could Be Headed for Mississippi
Racism.
11 posted on
06/19/2014 12:03:05 PM PDT by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: nickcarraway
LOL...maybe Thad better watch out for Katherine!
13 posted on
06/19/2014 12:04:12 PM PDT by
Jane Long
("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
To: nickcarraway
I’ve heard an oxygen tank in their mouth which is punctured with a .22 rifle shot is quite effective at neutralizing the threat.
17 posted on
06/19/2014 12:10:20 PM PDT by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: nickcarraway
Do you know what this means? The mayor was right, and Matt Hooper was full of it. Close the beaches for 24 hours, and the shark will swim off.
To: nickcarraway
We were just in Mississippi last week and lots of people were talking about the beaches in Alabama being closed because of sharks. So they might, indeed, be headed west.
28 posted on
06/19/2014 12:30:45 PM PDT by
Grams A
(The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
To: nickcarraway
Whenever she swims to the surface and her fin leaves the water, it transmits a signal to NSA! Metadata only!
30 posted on
06/19/2014 12:36:10 PM PDT by
Don Corleone
("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
To: nickcarraway
In the past, it was hard for scientists to know much about great white sharks because they're too big to capture and study while they're alive. But scientists are figuring out more about the animals -- and this week, they've learned a shark they've named Katharine could be headed straight for the Mississippi Coast. Hurricanes named Katrina, great white sharks named Katharine - the Gulf Coast has it all! What next, I wonder?
To: nickcarraway
I hardly ever laugh out loud but that comment (post #1) got to me. Very humorous.
42 posted on
06/19/2014 5:34:55 PM PDT by
OldPossum
("It's" is the contraction of "it" and "is"; think about ITS implications.)
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