True
Yes! once they got started. Mama even watched it with interest and She hates road courses.
They need to take the Cup cars there. or Mid Ohio/Road Atlanta.
Mooresville, NC
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Gordon’s decision to take advantage of President Obama’s
stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire
them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare drawing black
street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6
seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon’s existing crew could only do
it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars’ worth of high tech equipment. It
was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon’s management
team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
UPDATE
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew’s first practice
session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels
in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the
VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt, Jr., for 10 cases of Bud, a
bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon’s wife in the shower.