This is exactly what I am trying to save America from, and notice that you were thinking of that and accused me of it? It’s already in your head, subliminally. It is a fact that the rise of soccer in America coincides with the rise of the homosexual movement and communism in the U.S. Look at the date: 1913. Want to know what happened next? WWI and then women’s suffrage. Think about it.
Sure, right, sounds good (as he slowly backs away from the nutter....)