So you believe everything Obama tells you? Ha! You believe Obama. Obviously he would lie about playing any sort of American game in order to try to pass as one of us.
Obama is obviously a soccer player. You can see it in everything he does.
Oh, and do you know where God mentions baseball first in the Bible?
Isa_22:18 He will surely violently turn and toss thee like a ball into a large country: there shalt thou die, and there the chariots of thy glory shall be the shame of thy lord's house.
See? The Rabbis in their tradition say it was a fast ball. Admit it, ye soccer people! Soccer is of the devil! Repent! Repent!
If there are any Americans here who have friends or loved ones lost in the sin of soccer, feel free to PM and I can get you in contact with my organization, "True Americans Against Soccer," and we can send an exorcist to your house. Here is an excerpt from a testimonial I received in the mail recently:
"My husband began watching soccer in 2012... as time passed, he became more and more unstable... eventually, I caught him cross dressing... Your ministers prayed over my husband until the devils of soccer fled his body, and now he is even better than ever! He watches football, no longer suffers impotence, and no longer has any interest in wearing women's clothing."
You too can be freed! ESCAPE THE SIN OF SOCCER!
We also saw him miss twenty free throws in a row, I know, I know.....it was like the moon landing, faked in Arizona.....or something.....
Oh, and you fail Bible literacy. First words in the scripture, Genesis 1:1. In the big inning........
*Missing the mark* Fail!
“Oh, and do you know where God mentions baseball first in the Bible?”
Genesis 1:1
In the big inning...