[Citizen Zed]

Who wants ice cream?

[Cowboy Bob]

She says that when you eat school paste, it counts towards you daily requirement for starch.

[LadyBuck]

Or her-wide-load self, apparently.

[Gay State Conservative]

I have 20+ years experience dealing with Harvard students and grads...specifically Harvard Medical School.Whenever a new batch of interns and residents arrived in July we could always tell the Harvard grads from graduates of Yale,Columbia,Hopkins,etc.The Harvard grads were the ones who could talk for 6 hours,non-stop,about the uvula but if you handed them a pop up umbrella they were absolutely clueless.

[A_perfect_lady]

Was she raised by wolves?? Good grief, my grandparents never went to college at all, but they understood vegetables, meat, not too much sugar... there you go.

[a fool in paradise]

Because she wanted to eat french fries and tamales all day, no doubt, as she counts them amongst her favorite foods (depending on the audience).

[TigersEye]

Stop that whinin', kids, you're gettin' the best part.
You can chew on these bones for hours!