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To: 12th_Monkey

I told my husband your joke in terms of a riddle.

How would you describe a French gun?

His answer: Instead of bullets and a bayonet, a white flag comes out when you pull the trigger.

Then I told him your joke and he really enjoyed it.

I’ve never heard French jokes told aloud until I moved to AZ. When we get together with the neighbors, they like to trade them. For example:

What are the gears on a French tank?

One gear forward and two gears for reverse.

My husband has yet to tell me a joke about the French selling war armaments, I think he said planes, to the Russians.

Thank-you for the laugh.


71 posted on 06/18/2014 9:22:09 AM PDT by lulu16 (May the Good Lord take a liking to you!)
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To: lulu16

Never heard the one about the French Tank, that’s funny.


72 posted on 06/18/2014 1:19:18 PM PDT by 12th_Monkey (One man one vote is a big fail, when the "one" man is an idiot.)
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