Some enterprising young capitalist needs to move in and start an alligator shoe and handbag business in your house.
Got room for me?
Far as I’m concerned that’s the only use for these disgusting creatures - purses, shoes, belts.
Years ago I was at a boat race in Louisana, maybe Morgan City, and there was an alligator hanging out and no one really paid much attention to him. I couldn’t believe it! Another reason to like the west coast - especially the Pacific northwest, we’re far less likely to get eaten in a surprise attack by some creature.