[Balata]

Hollywood just informed Obama they finished a scripted reality show for Bergdahl to appear in and they need to film it this summer in the mountains of Idaho.

[outofsalt]

Pay O! Pay O!
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Work all night, fundraising some
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Stack d’lies till the mornin’ come
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Come, Mister Tallyban, tally for Obama
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Presidential library cost a bunch
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Michelle’s vacations cost a bunch
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A beautiful bunch o’ ripe donations
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Hide the deadly Obamanations
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Presidential golf trips cost a bunch
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Media will cover me, just a hunch
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Pay O, me say, pay O
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Come, Mister Tallyban, tally for Obama
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[Chewbarkah]

Entry #1
Jay Carney: “Let me remind you that Idiot Privilege is the new White Privilege, and this President was elected by sub-zero IQ morons to do idiotic things. This administration honors that commitment every day and intends to undertake the stupidest things possible, and f-— those up too. Bergdahl has to be a complete idiot, so making a bad deal to get him back just fit like a glove. Any questions?”

Entry #2
Guantanamo was running out of falafel and dried dates. We had to let someone go, and these five were big eaters.

Entry #3
Well, the Taliban offered to trade him for a really cute sheep, so we countered with the five Taliban commanders. It’s not like we can afford to get PETA on our case.

[GOPJ]

Bergdahl didn't really desert - he was a free spirit looking for butterflies.

The soldiers who died looking for Bergdahl chose to die - they could have gone looking for butterflies...

The swap wasn't Obama’s fault - some years ago a Republican thought about the idea... It's the Republican's fault.

George Bush said he cared about the lives of all American - including soldiers - it's Bush's fault.

GITMO costs taxpayers. Republicans want to save money - Obama did the country a favor by getting rid of five more mouths to feed... he did it 'for' Republicans.

The CIA was wasting valuable resources attempting to monitor Bergdahl’s situation - the trade was an effort to free up those resources.

Anyone who objects to Bergdahl ‘coming home’ is an islamaphobe and probably doesn't like big government. Homeland Insecurity will be looking into that person's life.

Koch Brothers are jealous of Bergdahl’s family... what that has to do with Beregdahl no one knows - but it's Harry Reid's position and he's sticking to it.

[43north]

Bowe has a crush on Chelsea Manning and he’s hoping they can be cellmates after his conviction for desertion...

[Walmartian]

I think we should blame it on the bossanova.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaRlW-jz1QQ&list=RDPaRlW-jz1QQ#t=32

[Lazamataz]

HOLY CRAP!

Now even US SENATORS are playing my game!

[LucyT]

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Ping.

Found this elsewhere on the 'net:

"Prediction: Obama will empty Gitmo prior to Jan 1, and dare GOP Congress to stop it. He wants to be impeached to rally his base."

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[xzins]

We had to swap Bergdahl because of individual determination. In the same way that Panama should have been allowed self-determination, so did Bergdahl and the Taliban 5 deserve self-determination. They should be known for their votes, not for their non-votes!

[Ez2BRepub]

Nancy “stretch” Pelosi- We had to exchange him to find out about him

[IYAS9YAS]

“We were hoping you wouldn’t notice.”

[Vendome]

We swapped one lousy traitor, a Terrorist Posuer, when we already had 5 perfectly good ones?

It’s akin to trading a pawn for 5 queens.

Who T.F. got rooked on this deal?

[henkster]

Exchange? I thought they said “sex change!”

[rodguy911]

How bout the truth. Zero and the gang of Chicago thugs all want to reverse the good done by our troops in Afghanistan. They have already got a good start on reversing Iraq now its Afghanistan's’ turn.Releasing the five biggest terror types all familiar with Afghanistan will go along way to turn the country back into the terror hideout it was timing is also perfect.

[Cvengr]

Not enough tinfoil.

When the Malaysia Airliner drifted in between a UFO and Chinese interceptors, they accidently shot the airliner causing one engine to flame out and knocked out proper black box functionality.

The expert Muslim pilot jettisoned one engine, which he had privately rigged to protect his passengers (which is why the engine maintenance signals errantly sent a displaced location), but without that one engine, could then only maintain the flight by using the surface effect by flying below 100ft ASL using a modified pony engine.

It disappeared from all radar and he returned to his last known Islamic refuge, flying the Boeing like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove.

Islamic nuclear madmen, working in cahoots with SMERSCH, THRUSH, the Persian Office of Stratgic Tomfoolery (POST), the NORKORNUKEMALL Ministry, and other unnamed evil villains proceeded to arm the aircraft with atomic devices in asymmetric proliferation of nuclear warfare.

Several weeks later, Kume island, 90km to the west of Okinawa is struck with the evil laden Boeing, controlled by the evil Triumvirate of Taliban, POST, and NORKORNUKEMALL, as a demonstration of their powerful control.

By secret emissary, the Evil Triumvirate (ET), contacted Obama via Dennis Rodman and demanded the return of at least five most wanted criminals from the Guantanamo Bay Special Guest Holding Facility.

Under extortion of detonating another atomic device, positioned to initiate WWIII between China, the US, and Russia, the Obama Administration carefully considered several alternate courses of action, in response to the Taliban demands.

Release of several unshaven Islamic extremists appeared to be the best COA, as they also appeared as a Duck Dynasty Wantabe, or in their parlance, the Muslim Mallard MAFTAA (MMM).

Meanwhile, the released MMM are being tracked by drone surveillance for immediate execution, unless Bergdahl also becomes an MMM stand-in.

[matt1234]

Cuba might capsize at any moment, so we need to empty Gitmo ASAP.

[Bullish]

I’m gonna blame it all on magic mushrooms and Salem cigarettes and that’s my final answer.

[b4its2late]

Obama’s dog pawed the order.

[wildbill]

I told ya the phony VA scandal didn’t have a smidgen of truth about it and would disappear off the media’s screen.

[depressed in 06]

dumBO excuse: You are dumber than I am.