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Several of you asked what it means to sponsor the sub.

Michelle Obama, the ship sponsor, will provide remarks and authenticate the keel by chalking her initials onto a metal plate. Her initials will then be welded to the plate, which will be permanently affixed to the submarine.

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Instead of initials, how about using the chalk to outline her.....never mind.

[hattend]

chalking her initials onto a metal plate. Her initials will then be welded to the plate, which will be permanently affixed to the submarine.

Everything the Obamas touch turns to shit. Pray that this boat doesn't pull a Thresher.