good god real news is dead.
I remember when Anita Bryant crushed the Sodomite agenda in Florida just before the MSM set out to destroy her.
About that time Hurricane Anita came through and did lots of damage. People were blaming Anita Bryant for the damage.
What a revelation! This is amazing news! Now that we have discovered this stupendous fact, we can easily cut deaths and injuries! All we have to do is give hurricanes the toughest sounding male names. We can start with Igor, Ivan, Atilla, Thor and Wolfgang. And please don’t use those names that can go either way, like Dale and Leslie! Or those wussy sounding names like Percival and Aloysious.
While we’re at it, think of the lives we can save by naming earthquakes and tsunamis! What about those rogue asteroids that are planning to hit the Earth and blow us all to bits! Give them the fiercest names you can think of, and just you watch how many lives we can save!
Can we name solar flares too? Tornados and snowstorms?