[Usagi_yo]

I own a boneless chicken ranch and I haven’t noticed anything unusually intelligent about them. They just lay there all day and stare up at the sky.

[american_ranger]

I worked on a boneless chicken ranch once. It was a real pain trying to herd them along with the side of your foot.

And then there was the summer between my junior and senior year when I herded turtles from Maine down to Massachusetts. Crossing the roads was a real killer.