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Mine was Dad writing to me, Hamlet Act 3, Pelonius to Laertus.
Modernized, of course.

[P.O.E.]

Gilligan's Island version

"Neither a borrower, nor a lender be
Do not forget
Stay out of debt"

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"There's just one other thing, you ought to do
To thine own self be true"

A Harold Hecuba Production