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To: null and void

I will post a large sign in my kitchen.

DEAR OFFICER,

To get the best and clearest shot to kill my dog, please get the treats from above the stove in the kitchen. You will find that my dog has been trained to sit nicely waiting for the treat, enabling you to get the best shot at him.

Thank you for your attention to this important matter.

Yours,

Laz


6 posted on 05/31/2014 7:16:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
Central Texas

These are local cops ... Texans ?

I guess madness came be selected out of any population.

7 posted on 05/31/2014 7:18:25 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)
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To: Lazamataz

Really sick of this stuff...


9 posted on 05/31/2014 7:20:15 AM PDT by MileHi
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10 posted on 05/31/2014 7:20:49 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Lazamataz

I wonder if the dog was wearing a mask or a hoodie? That would explain it...


82 posted on 05/31/2014 5:19:56 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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