Well, save that commode..My crazy (RIP) Aunt Ethel had one in the front yard full of flowers, and the toilet seat was hanging by the front door, with plastic flowers glued on it, and the words "Welcome" on the lid...Thank Goodness she lived 1500 miles away (not that some might have appreciated her creativity).
LOL DH asked me, day before yesterday, what we were going to do with it. I’d assumed we’d take it to Habitat or something, but caught myself & said ‘Well, we could make a redneck planter out of it”. He just walked off.
The “wreath” idea is pretty funny, too. It’s going to recycle somewhere. Or the dump. ;-) But the pink flamingoes are stayin’!