To: Ernest_at_the_Beach
Consequences of Ballmer buying the Clippers:
- The return of "Clippy" as the team's new mascot
- Every other season, the team will be completely lousy; on the alternating seasons that will range from acceptable to very good
- Uniforms, logos, rosters, play style, and team strategy will dramatically change every few seasons for no discernible reason whatsoever
- Team deficiencies will be blamed on the need to "upgrade" playing facilities to newer "hardware"
- Despite being declared "closed", practice session information will be readily available to anyone who does any digging.
Anyone else want to chime in?
10 posted on
05/30/2014 9:19:34 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
To: kevkrom
The keys to winning are:
14 posted on
05/30/2014 9:27:15 AM PDT by
rollo tomasi
(Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
To: kevkrom
new home court color is blue
15 posted on
05/30/2014 9:27:49 AM PDT by
biff
(WAS)
To: kevkrom
LOL. Great summary, and spot on.
To: kevkrom
If he moves the team to the cloud, who cares if they’re actually operating out of Seattle anyway?
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