Re #25:
Adam Siska was in the hospital where they tried to pry his two foot wide smile off his 9 inch wide face.
They also tried to keep his pants from splitting apart but were unsuccessful. Therefore they covered his waist with a sheet, but it looked like he had a mountain under it. They then hit him with a wooden baton. That did it. No more mountain!
In the old days we would have non-PC said, “Looks like the Bass got some Ass” but we can’t say that today, can we?