After #4, we often heard, “What are you? Catholic? Or sexy Baptist?”
By far, “don’t you know what causes that?” gets #1 - & everyone who says it thinks they are being original - DUH!! I always got them back with, “Yes, & we decided we like it!” Silence always followed.
I always included that my wife didn’t want any & I wanted 5....& we have 8.
Top award for originality goes to a woman, hearing my wife wanted none - “so you are either the world’s best salesman - or the world’s best lover.”
To which I answered, “how about both?”
To the ‘don’t you know what causes that’ we always like to reply: “yes, we do. Do we need to send you a book to explain that to you too?”