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To: arderkrag

If you can hold on a bit longer, Microsoft is set to release MS Cammo 9.0!

They claim it will fix all the problems of MS Cammo 8.0 + have a new learning curve that involves moving the Start button from the bottom left to the upper right. Wait, there’s more!

Version 9.0 is supposed to fix all the shortcomings of MS Cammo v. 8.0:

Not disguising your silhouette (We apologize for any inconvenience)
Now will come in more than one size! This is a breakthrough in the cammo world.
Now, a “Professional Version” for Bounty Hunters.
Now, spaced automatic updates will not interrupt your hunting.
Changing the background cammo wallpaper from a Monarch butterfly to look more like woods
You will still require scentlock and wild virus protection.

Once you verify you are a legitimate MS Cammo v 8.0 registered user, you can upgrade at a discounted price.


10 posted on 05/26/2014 1:23:09 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion ( "I didn't leave the Central Oligarchy Party. It left me." - Ronaldus Magnimus, 2014)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
That is funny!
11 posted on 05/26/2014 1:24:32 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Winner.


18 posted on 05/26/2014 2:10:32 PM PDT by arderkrag (Chaste women, sober men, obedient children, and "sin laws" - the four horsemen of the apocalypse.)
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