[dfwgator]

The early bird catches the worm.

But the second mouse gets the cheese.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Never give good advice.

People most likely won't follow it.

But those that do will deserve everything that happens to them.

[xrmusn]

Correct

Me and an acquaintance were in the woods when this bear comes from out of nowhere.

My ‘bud’ says lets get out of here and I stooped to make sure my shoes were laced and secured.

“Lets go!! You aint agonna outrun that old bear”
“I don’t have to outrun the bear. Just YOU.”