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To: SeekAndFind

They would bite my ex, but leave me alone.

So one year, I bought her an electronic mosquito repellant sound device that you wear around your neck.

They swarmed her!!!


17 posted on 05/24/2014 11:56:40 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: DannyTN

My parents would tie a pork chop around my neck so the dog would play with me.

A little off topic but this thread reminds me of that joke.


29 posted on 05/24/2014 12:08:01 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: DannyTN

I was told that ovulating women are more attractive to Mosquitos.


31 posted on 05/24/2014 12:11:06 PM PDT by Eva
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