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To: kingattax

The fact that it is the toilet of all sorts of sea life is precisely why I don’t care to go to the ocean or lake


27 posted on 05/23/2014 12:48:24 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

The late W.C. Fields, famous for his gin blossom nose, was once asked why he never drank water, ever. He replied,

“An abominable substance, my boy. Fish f*** in it.”

My worst sin in that department was not getting out of the shower to take a whiz. Occasionally.


48 posted on 05/23/2014 2:21:04 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
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