Let's see...
If you're against cancer, you must be cancerphobic
If you're against rape, you must be rapeophobic
If you're against murder, you must be murderophobic
If you're against child molestation, you must be molestophobic
If you're against getting sunburned, you must be burnophobic
If you hate stupid movies, you msut be stupidophobic
And if you jump to conclusions like the Daily Beast, you must be conlcusophobic (or maybe just claustrophobic).
And if you are against truth—what does that make you? A liberal.