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To: Morgana

F^&(&r

Vendome’s version of a just and proper punishment:

I would chain his hands and legs, then pull him up four flights of metal fire escape stairs, feet first.

Then I would kick him in the family jewels just enough to cause a stomach ache every 15 minutes for 8 hours.

After that I would push him out a window letting him fall four stories into a pile of razor wire 5 rolls high and 5 rolls wide.

He could lay in the pile of razor wire for two days in the desert sun and then I would release a flock of crows and 1 gallon of scarabs right next to him.

But that’s just me.


9 posted on 05/21/2014 8:51:26 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Vendome

I like the way you think.


17 posted on 05/21/2014 10:41:05 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: Vendome

Your too nice. I would do something cruel.


22 posted on 05/22/2014 7:25:38 AM PDT by TalonDJ
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To: Vendome; TalonDJ

Aw come one Vendome.

All you have to do is strip him naked, put him in the prison shower with 25 men named “Bubba” and put his bar of soap on the floor. It’s just that easy!


23 posted on 05/22/2014 11:17:48 AM PDT by Morgana
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