“House Candidate Clay Aiken Wanted to Punch Ann Coulter in the Face...
but he was afraid she might hit him back, so he wet himself and crawled away, sobbing uncontrollably.”
“but he was afraid she might hit him back, so he wet himself and crawled away, sobbing uncontrollably.”:
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER!!
No more phone calls please.