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Sacrebleu!
1 posted on 05/21/2014 10:15:43 AM PDT by csvset
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Oh, merde.


2 posted on 05/21/2014 10:16:48 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Engineers who do not leave the wind tunnel and drawing board.


3 posted on 05/21/2014 10:17:43 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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It’s about horses.

http://www.naciente.com/essay94.htm


5 posted on 05/21/2014 10:20:30 AM PDT by cuban leaf
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Those who can, do. Those who can’t do, coach. Those who can’t do or coach, consult. Those who can’t do, coach or consult, work for the government.


6 posted on 05/21/2014 10:21:02 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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Not an accident.
This is just an excuse to spend MORE of “other people’s money.”


9 posted on 05/21/2014 10:31:14 AM PDT by Little Ray (How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
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France's new trains too wide for old stations

A Frenchman named Bastiat wrote the book "Economic Sophisms" where he advised a way to create more small town jobs in France. Bastiat's idea was to vary the distance from track to track so that wide rail train contents would have to be transferred to less-wide rail trains, and vice-versa, in a town to town pattern.

10 posted on 05/21/2014 10:44:30 AM PDT by OldNavyVet (Looking forward to November elections.)
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The solution is to demolish the city and build a new one.


13 posted on 05/21/2014 10:57:41 AM PDT by VanDeKoik
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You just have to get up a head of speed. They'll fit...


14 posted on 05/21/2014 10:59:24 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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Measure twice, cut once.


15 posted on 05/21/2014 11:05:55 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Our administration would never admit error. It would blame it all on Bush instead. Or greedy capitalist pigs. Or anyone critical of islamoNazi terrorist thugs.


16 posted on 05/21/2014 11:14:05 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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first reported by satirical weekly, Le Canard Enchaîné

Translates to "The Unchained Duck". It claims to be the only newspaper in France that is truly free, as it is the only one that does not accept a government subsidy.


17 posted on 05/21/2014 11:19:57 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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And they can't even blame it on some english-to-metric conversion mistake.

18 posted on 05/21/2014 11:25:24 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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The story goes that the master carpenter of the amusement park we frequented as kids built new boats for the “Over the Falls” water ride, one of the park’s most popular attractions. Working nearly alone, he took most of the off season to complete them.

Just before the park opened for the 1948 season, they floated the new boats in the pond at the start of the series of dark tunnels leading to the steep falls for which the ride is named. Not one boat leaked. Then one of the boats was released to the first concrete chute and tunnel: It promptly jammed in the chute about a third of the way in. It was pulled out and another tried with the same result. Every boat this poor fellow had spent 6 months building was too wide.

The story we all chose to believe was that the carpenter stayed drunk for the next several days. Late one night, he tied one end of a rope to a stout timber at the top of the last drop, put his head through a noose at the other and jumped. The story had it that he fell so far he was decapitated.

Investment tip: Go LONG on rope in the French Commodity Market.


19 posted on 05/21/2014 12:02:37 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (Ignorance is NOT BLISS. It is the ROAD TO SERFDOM! We're on a ROAD TRIP!!)
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