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Woman's car attacked by self-identified 'high elf' battling evil
KATU News ^
| 5/16/2014
| Colin Miner
Posted on 05/19/2014 10:45:48 AM PDT by Notforprophet
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To: moose07
Dad was retired when he got it. Eventually he sold it to my brother and got a white one, because he wanted a 4-door.
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:54:53 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You say I'm insane ... I say you're afraid.)
To: Notforprophet; KC_Lion
Sounds like an out of control “chunnibyou”....
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:55:48 AM PDT
by
GraceG
To: Notforprophet
"Bass told officers that he wasn't a pirate but a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth. Morgoth is a character created by JRR Tolkien in a prequel to the Lord of the Rings stories. In the stories, he is the character from which all evil grew."This just in....Morgath has been sighted masquerading as a woman and driving a car in Northeast Portland.
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:57:39 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Notforprophet
The last thing the woman from Northeast Portland probably expected when she got up Tuesday morning was that she would be attacked by a sword-wielding elf. NO ONE expects the High Elves!
To: Marko413
He told the cops he was fighting Morgoth, so that must be one of Tolkien’s elves... maybe Glorfindel?
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:58:29 AM PDT
by
Notforprophet
(Don't Tread On Me)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
We are all assuming this was caused by narcotics....but what if...????
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posted on
05/19/2014 10:59:27 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day.)
To: Notforprophet
One Car to rule them all, One Car to find them,
One Car to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Bavaria where the Shadows lie.
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posted on
05/19/2014 11:00:00 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
To: moose07; Darksheare
Did you see the picture? That yutz is NOT a Vanya.
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posted on
05/19/2014 11:03:11 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You say I'm insane ... I say you're afraid.)
To: dblshot
I’m wondering how well that series is going over in Portland. I’ve laughed at every episode so far. All the ones I’ve seen have lampooned the p.c. leftist, hippie/feminist lifestyle.
To: Tax-chick
the Yutz clan? didn’t they interbreed with the dwarves?
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posted on
05/19/2014 11:06:30 AM PDT
by
SpinnerWebb
(IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
To: DannyTN
Update: A high elf warrior who had been tracking Morgath was thrown off the trail when Morgath called police claiming the elf was a pirate.
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posted on
05/19/2014 11:06:47 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Notforprophet
Pretty sure her BMW would have trumped any elf magic. Pedal to metal girl, elf boy is going down.
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posted on
05/19/2014 11:07:01 AM PDT
by
csvset
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
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posted on
05/19/2014 11:07:25 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day.)
To: Tax-chick
Your father....how did your brother’s first wife...?err ? Uh I guess never mind!
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posted on
05/19/2014 11:13:59 AM PDT
by
mdmathis6
(It was never Bush's fault...Spock's messing with red matter was what screwed us all up!)
To: Notforprophet
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posted on
05/19/2014 11:14:19 AM PDT
by
null and void
(When was the last time you heard anyone say: "It's a free country"?)
To: Marko413
Or the North Pole?
Elves vary a LOT.
Most Middle Earth elves are more or less good guys.
Some others, not so much.
To: Notforprophet
The only Elf who ever actually fought Morgoth was Fingolfin.
He lost.
To: Notforprophet
What interests me about this story is that police merely cited him and took him to a hospital where he was 'treated' and released.
That's IT?
So, in Portland OR a man can take psychoactive drugs and run into traffic with a weapon and start attacking occupied vehicles but it's no big deal? Hardly worth the time to issue a citation. Harmless prank.
Makes me wonder what kind of trouble a driver would be in if they had to shoot this drug crazed lunatic five times in the chest in self-defense for attacking his vehicle with a sword.
To: Notforprophet
self-identified 'high elf'Are we allowed to question the stability of people who self-identify as mythical forest creatures?
To: Notforprophet
I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
05/19/2014 11:22:32 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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