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To: NeoCaveman

JERRY: I had a very interesting lunch with George Costanza today.

KRAMER: Really?

JERRY: We were talking about our lives and we both kind of realized we’re kids. We’re not men.

KRAMER: So, then you asked yourselves, “Isn’t there something more to life?”

JERRY: Yes. We did.

KRAMER: Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something. There isn’t.

JERRY: There isn’t?

KRAMER: Absolutely not. I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry? Marriage? Family?

JERRY: Well...

KRAMER: They’re prisons. Man made prisons. You’re doing time. You get up in the morning. She’s there. You go to sleep at night. She’s there. It’s like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?

JERRY: Really?

KRAMER: Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you’re eating.

JERRY: I can?

KRAMER: Oh, yeah. You know why? Because it’s dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner?

JERRY: What?

KRAMER: You talk about your day. How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don’t know. How about you? How was your day?


5 posted on 05/19/2014 5:53:49 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave

he will appreciate that ; )


8 posted on 05/19/2014 6:05:07 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: SoothingDave

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59 posted on 05/19/2014 8:10:17 AM PDT by hobbes1 (Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "St.Sarah, the1Tru Conservative that REFUSES to unite us and Save America"yo)
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