A+Bert get a time out? NO WAY! [my shocked face]
He never bugged me, though the various causes of his many "timeouts" offended some.
I miss Bert sometimes. I miss ash, too. He was a pro. It would be entertaining to throw some of the youngsters in the pit with ash, just to see how they did.
I never had any problems with Bert. Some figured he was sometimes posting drunk and hence his play got off the fairway. Who knows. He enjoyed it while he could.
Ash was another matter. Morgan and his “Ash Alerts” got as tiresome as Ash did himself. Morgan’s flame-out was more epic to me than anything Ash did.