[sagar]

But rubbing Tiger penis will bring good luck, right?

[WorkingClassFilth]

Well, if you manage to secure a rhino horn by stalking and killing the creature without being gored, stomped or crushed, you probably have already forgotten what ails you; hence the ‘cure.’ The age old practice, then, is simply mainstream salesmanship and the ‘Walmart’ effect on consumption.

[chajin]

It doesn’t win the Senate for the GOP either.

[jmacusa]

Best hangover cure: Stay drunk.

[posterchild]

Bummer. When I sober up I’ll have a tough time explaining to my wife why I have all these Rhinos in the backyard.

[Gay State Conservative]

Having seen African wildlife up close and personal I’m disgusted by anyone...Westerners,Asians,Middle Easterners...who insist on elephant or Rhino horns for whatever useless purpose they have in mind.

[eartrumpet]

In one human study, researchers in Taiwan found that rhino horn temporarily reduced fever in children, but it was no more effective than aspirin.

Unlike rhino horn, aspirin can cause stomach upset, unless taken with blue whale eyelid tea.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Isn’t a rhino’s horn made up of dried mucus? All it would cure me of is my last meal.

[Oztrich Boy]

Actually it is a cancer treatment. It just doesn’t work.