BtD: "Hi, Mizz Rodriquez! It's me, Billy! I'm here to collect for the newspaper!"
Mrs. Rodriguez: "Why, sure, Billy."
BtD: "Uh, I hate to ask, Mizz Rodriguez, but kin I use yer bathroom?"
Mrs. R, chuckling evilly: "Sure, Billy. It's right through there."
ROFL!
(except I’d change Billy to a census worker)