[Mrs. Don-o]

Bishop Bafflegab at its oozy-spongiest.

You wonder if, at their consecration as bishops, somebody takes away their brains, bones, and b ---- you know what I'm talkin' about.

[Arthur McGowan]

There’s a story circulating for, probably the last 1000 years or so. A father and son are at the consecration of a bishop. During a long silence, the boy asks: “What are they doing now?” The father says: “This is the part where they remove the spine.”