If a government wanted to adopt a set of policies deliberately designed to pauperize the American people it's hard to see how anyone could do better than the current policies of unfair "free" trade combined with high corporate taxes, regulations and restrictions on resource extraction.
No, no, no. It’s Global Warming that’s affecting tablet sales. See, people are worried about their tablets breaking from increasing temperatures. Many people have accepted the fact that their tablets will break from rising temperatures and have decided to hold on to theirs until it overheats. Their hope is that new replacement models will be more heat-resistant.
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