Pizza Man - National Lampoon
My Johnnie was a biker, So my parents hated him.
We used to meet secretly Out behind the gym.
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We used to go for Yoo-Hoos And gooey pizza pie
I loved him (she loved him) I loved him (we loved him)
Laugh? I thought I’d die ...
They said I couldn’t see him, My love for him was wrong.
His bike was much too noisy, His sideburns were too long.
I said farewell to Johnnie, Over one last pizza pie
I hid my tears and even laughed When Johnnie said good-bye
He saw two bike lights up the road And thought he’d try his luck.
He tried to cut between them. He never knew it was a truck.
I ran out on the highway But I couldn’t find my guy.
Between the deisel’s headlights SOMETHING LOOKED LIKE PIZZA PIE
That’s why I stay at home now And don’t go out with boys,
‘Cause when they order pizza I hear my Johnnie’s voice.
With mushrooms, with mushrooms, with mushrooms, with mushrooms.
Love that pizza pie
Anchovies (etc)
Love it till I die
Pepperoni (etc)
Oh that pizza pie
Green peppers (etc)
love it till I die.