[lee martell]

Here’s a new role for a Johnny Depp film; a bizzarro version of Johnny Appleseed after he gets the Hash Potatoes mixed up with the Hash Brownies.

[GeronL]

Sounds like a role Depp would take. Fortunately for him he actually chooses a lucrative role once in a while, like a drunken gay pirate that gave him 3 smash hits