So, this is the reason Yoko went after Lennon? /sarc
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To: ConservativeStatement
“Forget all about that macho s—t and learn to play guitar...”
2 posted on
05/07/2014 4:37:45 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: ConservativeStatement
Speaking from experience (and not as a guitar player), this is true. Knowing how to play it is important, however.
3 posted on
05/07/2014 4:38:02 PM PDT by
1rudeboy
To: ConservativeStatement
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4 posted on
05/07/2014 4:38:43 PM PDT by
kingattax
(America needs more real Americans.)
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5 posted on
05/07/2014 4:38:48 PM PDT by
beandog
(All Aboard the Choo Choo Train to Crazy Town)
To: ConservativeStatement; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows
6 posted on
05/07/2014 4:39:06 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: ConservativeStatement
... as long as it isn’t a bass guitar :)
To: ConservativeStatement
11 posted on
05/07/2014 4:41:33 PM PDT by
Bobalu
(What cannot be programmed cannot be physics)
To: ConservativeStatement
It's been suggested that women are also attracted to guys holding a couple of million dollars.
To: ConservativeStatement
Hmmmmm... I much prefer a man with substantial fire power. Forget the guitars.
15 posted on
05/07/2014 4:44:20 PM PDT by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: ConservativeStatement
And all this time I thought it was my flute.
16 posted on
05/07/2014 4:44:38 PM PDT by
bikerman
To: ConservativeStatement
a man is perceived as more attractive to women if there’s a guitar in his hands. Not to this woman!
A man is more attractive if there's a certain light in his eye, a gentlemanly confidence. I also find them more attractive when they have rifles, pistols, work tools, or the controls to fast planes or cars in their hands! ;^)
19 posted on
05/07/2014 4:45:41 PM PDT by
Finny
(Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
To: ConservativeStatement
When I was a pre-teen I played piano and ukulele and was not popular with the women folk. At 13 a cousin gave me an old guitar and my world changed drastically.
And shortly after that I was in a band and proved Gene Simmons' philosophy to be an absolute truth. Which is "Play in a band, you get to date the cheerleaders and the prom queens!" I married the head cheerleader who was also the prom queen!
And it was all due to the guitar!
22 posted on
05/07/2014 4:46:54 PM PDT by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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24 posted on
05/07/2014 4:48:02 PM PDT by
Sybeck1
(Vote McDaniel June 3rd Mississippi!)
To: ConservativeStatement
Will an air guitar suffice?
51 posted on
05/07/2014 5:10:44 PM PDT by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" is more than an Army Ranger credo it's the character of America.)
To: ConservativeStatement
I named our weedwhacker “Yoko”.
58 posted on
05/07/2014 5:13:51 PM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: ConservativeStatement
women like big penises, apparently.
63 posted on
05/07/2014 5:18:26 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Duh!
Microphones can be pleasant too.
65 posted on
05/07/2014 5:18:57 PM PDT by
riri
(Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
To: ConservativeStatement
I know a couple of gals that are more attracted to a man holding a motorcycle.
In a long ago age, I knew some gals that were more attracted to guys holding surfboards.
Yet today I think some gals would more attracted to guys holding skateboards.
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74 posted on
05/07/2014 5:22:13 PM PDT by
onona
(IÂ’ve pretty much given up on sanity returning.)
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77 posted on
05/07/2014 5:23:46 PM PDT by
hoagy62
("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
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