Stay on the bomb run boys. I’m gonna get those bomb bay doors open if it hair-lips everyone on Bear Creek. — Col. Kong, Dr. Strangelove.
I firmly believe "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" is the greatest comedic movie (and one of the ten best movies) ever made.
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."