[Scoutmaster]

Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. How dare you.

Give me a second and I'll channel the 'privilege' finger pointers.

You have male privilege.

You have white privilege.

You may have U.S. citizenship privilege.

You have two-parents privilege.

You have working parents privilege.

You may have height privilege.

You may have 'not-disabled' privilege.

You have "you-didn't-build-that-but-claim-to-'own'-private-business" privilege.

You have native-English-speaking privilege.

You probably had books-in-the-childhood-home privilege.

You clearly have Internet privilege.

You probably even have privilege privilege.

Now, then, aren't you ashamed?

[Daveinyork]

Yeah, Except for the height privilege (I’m only 5’7”, too short for basketball) I’m overwhelmed with guilt for all my privileges.