I fell out of a speeding go-kart in a parking lot once, I survived intact
Sometimes all it takes is that one freek impact to bruise the cantaloupe in just the right way. I remember when I was 7 and stealing a ride on the back of bread truck the driver saw me and started spedding, I jumped off an my friend ran up laughing “two flips and a summersault”! I survived but would never do it again.