Don’t ever get in a gun fight with Jack he always wins.
I’ll get caught up but your post reminded me of a couple of examples.
Jack would outdraw Paladin I think. Jack would have problems with the Lone Ranger because Keemo Sabi has a short barrel. Jack would certainly have problems with Tonto since Tonto held records for fast draws. Really.
Jack would outdraw 0bama. Barney would not know which end to point at Jack. He’s then try to talk his way out of shooting and explain that Jack qualified for free healthcare to cover any wounds.
Hillary doesn’t stand a chance. She’s turn away, covering her face as she did when that shoe was thrown at her and she’d skitter across the stage.
Barney Frank would be interesting. I don’t know how he’d do because he’s be sucking on the barrel before he could fire the pistol.
Joe Biden would be interesting too. He’d have a shot gun, taken from his wife I’m sure. Biden would still be wondering if his shooting the gun might offend someone and that hesitation would doom him.
Environmentalists would all fail because they would be worrying about birds eating the lead and fail to draw.
Lawyers are a given. They’d die since few know how to use a gun, just defend a defendant charged with murder.
Democrats would all be dead as well. Well, maybe not Rosie since she has armed body guards but the majority would fail since they support gun control and they’d be bashing George Bush for allowing Jack to have a gun in the first place.
Oh well..... guess I’ll have to watch this episode to see what happens.