[Billthedrill]

I believe your mommas obviously didn’t whip you enough when you were little.

Guilty as charged, m'Lud. I blame society. ;-)

[Cats Pajamas]

My husband’s mother knew he was a heathen at three years old yet she did nothing. I have basically had to raise him these twenty-six years and really all I have managed to do is take the piece of granite that is his head and put it on a pedestal. I’m an idiot.