Christopher Walken as Han Solo would have been AWESOME!
“Luke...This light saber was in your daddy’s hand when he was cut down in the Clone Wars. He was captured, put in a Imperial prison camp. He knew that if the Clones ever saw the light saber, they’d confiscate it, take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this light saber was your birthright. He’d be damned if any Clone’s gonna’ put his greasy replicated hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this light saber, up his ass.”
LOL Jedi Fiction.