“There are very few crows left in Oregon now, due to the high demand....”
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In Maryland we’ve been reduced to eating sparrows since crows are nowhere to be found now. And the snow we’ve been using since last November is gone-—fortunately we’ve recently had muddy flood waters to substitute for the snow.
Since Obama came and confiscated all our BB guns, even sparrows are out of the question now. And since we don’t get any snow in Oregon, I had to travel to Eugene once and ask them “can you please not piss in the Willamette river anymore because we have to drink that downstream?” I’m sure they just ignored me.