Finding these old hoards of valuables, jewelry and coins just goes to prove one thing: Trying to be a thrifty saver is just wrong.
Instead we should spend all our money in our lifetime. I highly recommend travel to exotic places, wine, women, song, and a few discrete tokes (without inhaling).
Whatever’s left you should just waste.
A man after my former heart.
You can’t take it with you and if I tried some of my relatives would dig me up to get it.
“...so the bank manager said, ‘$70,000? That’s quite a sum. Did you hoard all that money by yourself?’ and the customer answered, ‘no, my sister hoard half of it.’”