this news item in itself is laughable... but the comments here:
Excuse me, do you have crab legs? Do you find yourself walking sidways a lot?
okay--i am at work and having a hard time keeping my guffaws to myself!
30 posted on 04/30/2014 10:11:01 AM PDT by latina4dubya
(when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)