[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

They’ve contacted provincial and federal government agencies but are being told that they will have to deal with the problem themselves.

So all the town has to do is reach out to U.S or Canadian private companies who could resolve this in a matter of hours. Tie that baby onto a 53" flatbed trailer and put it in a refrigerated storage facility until the methane danger passes, then process it into pet or zoo food.

[wrench]

Call Japan, they will send a ship to pick it up.

[octex]

Tie that baby onto a 53” flatbed trailer and put it in a refrigerated storage facility until the methane danger passes, then process it into pet or zoo food.
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This whale is 82’ in length.

I recall seeing a video a few years ago, where a large whale had died and had been loaded on a flatbed. I think it was in Japan. The video showed the truck moving through city streets that had been blocked off to make room for the truck and whale. .....As they were moving slowly through a crowded business district, the whale exploded. Chunks were thrown everywhere and coated the people who were on the sidewalks watching. .....Anyone else recall that video?

[BenLurkin]

Plow it into a fallow field and reap bumper crops in the coming years.