(You knew this was coming, didn't you?)
In other news Michael Moore has been grief stricken by the loss of a hotdog he was carrying days ago. An obviously shaken Moore was last seen in the Indiana dunes national lakeshore. Rosie Odonnel has called to comfort Mr Moore and help find his missing hot dog but was distracted when she, herself, had dropped a honey barbeque chicken wing en route. Neither have been seen since.
(You knew this was coming, didn't you?)