Scientists still do not know what caused them, but Dr. I.M. Kooky, Indiana State U., assured parents,
“We’re fixing the holes where the rains come in, to keep our minds from wandering, where they will go ... oh. It really doesn’t matter if we’re wrong, we’re right.”
And he continued lecturing on in this sing-song way until it got dark and everyone wandered off, watching where they stepped.
How many will it take to fill the Albert Hall?