I could only pose as a Garden Whisperer for now, and a very amateur Whisperer at that since I have no place right now for a real garden. You have a lot of practical knowledge. I’m renting out the room with the little terrace. The present renter is tickled to death sticking plastic flowers in dirt. No accounting for taste, right?
De gustibus non disputandum est.
Takes all kinds, m'FRiend...